Carl Brutananadilewski

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Voiced by Dave Willis, Carl Brutananadilewski is the only main character on ‘Aqua Teen Hunger Force’ who is a human. Carl wears blue sweatpants, a white tank top, flip flops, and a golden chain. Carl has a mustache and is overweight, balding, and has hair all over his body, even on the bottom of his feet.

Carl Brutananadilewski lives next door to Frylock, Meatwad, and Master Shake in a suburban neighborhood in New Jersey. Carl is quick tempered and sarcastic. He has a strong passion for sports, classic rock, and pornography which helps him with his favorite activity, masturbation. He generally dislikes Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad, and considers them freaks. Carl sometimes tolerates and welcomes them (rarely with a favorable outcome) possibly because of loneliness. He has a pool which they often use uninvited. His car and house are often destroyed, and he is often tortured and killed, usually as a result of something the Aqua Teens have done but occasionally by his own or others’ doing. Carl has a car he named ‘2Wycked,’ a Ford Probe which is based on Matt Maiellaro’s real life car, the creator of ATHF.

Carl is the son of a cruel father who worked in a carpet factory, and made him work there as a child, even on Christmas. Carl has a living mother who lives at a VA Hospital. She occasionally listens to him brag about money during which he proudly announces how his car, ‘2Wycked’ will ‘rake in the Poontang.’ Incidentally, Master Shake believes that ‘Poontang’ is the ‘grubby middle man’ one must go through to complete the act of sex, but it is wildly apparent that Shake has no idea how the sex act is performed or its purpose.

2Wycked was purchased with a home equity loan which Carl thinks is worth the risk from this faulty endeavor due to imagined increased female interest. At other times, his mother asks him for very small amounts of money such as $10 for food, which Carl immediately dismisses. Her memory may be impaired but one gets the sense that gross general apathy is the cause of her not remembering Carl at times and she needs to be reminded by him that he is her son and further that he is the ‘one with the mustache.’

His father was also the former star of a series of amateur porn videos on VHS which Carl owns and treasures. Carl has a cousin named Terry, who is in the Mafia. Carl also has a second-cousin named Denese, who once gave a handjob to Meat Loaf, and is now a single mother with whom Carl often berates out of misguided affection.

His job is never directly determined in the series, when asked about it in the first episode, he claims to ‘work out of the home.’ In the episode ‘Moonajuana,’ Carl told Frylock that he used to work at a styrofoam peanut factory. The episode ‘Gene E’ revealed that Carl studied ‘elevator repair.’ One of the Carl internet shorts revealed that Carl sells unauthorized ‘Slippery When Wet’ beer koozies out of his basement. Carl has said that he works for 20 hours a week. Carl’s expenses are divided between Chinese delivery food, beer, and strippers.

Carl is not typically depicted as being religious. In the season four episode ‘Handbanana,’ it is implied that Carl doesn’t belong to a church, but might have faith in a God, when he states, ‘I don’t know if I believe in God, but I think he must hate me. Because he allowed you to create a dog that constantly rapes me!’

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